Siva-isms -- the ultimate roommate compilation

For the uninitiated, Siva was my apartment mate for 3-4 months in Madison. He was the ultimate room mate one can ever ask for whose replies sometimes (ok, ok, most of the times) can leave you gasping for air...you just wouldn't know what to do!

I call them "Siva-isms". In order that I not lose track of those, I compiled them into an email to be sent out to our local Madison group and I'm reproducing those here.
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1.) "...so can I put my mouth inside and pull it out?"

Siva to 'secret person' when Siva wanted the chewing gum the 'secret
person' was eating.

2.) "...he's so PROFOUND!..."

Lisa talks about Siva when he made a superb comment in their project
meeting.

3.) "...whaaaaaaaa...??!"

Lisa to Siva when he makes another profound statement.

4.) Siva to a "regular" visitor to our house: "...you are a regular
visitor here, I don't need to tell you to f*** it, s*** it, etc...."

5.) Siva makes a statement at 1:31 am in the morning: "If you want to
eat, you should eat something now...tomorrow, one never knows if they
will be alive or not..."

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Siva's favorite food ingredient: egg
Siva's best dish I've eaten so far: egg curry
One thing that you will always find in our fridge: Egg cartons
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Three things Siva cannot live without: His laptop, an Internet
connection and tamilmatrimony.com
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Me: Siva, let's watch some movie man...
Siva: Ok, let me find some DVDs from my room...
Me: Which one are you looking for?
Siva: Polar Express or something else maybe, let me find it...
Me: Ok....
<after some time...>

Me: Did you find it?
Siva: Yes man...

<and then he walks straight into the bathroom>

Me: Errr...where are you going man?!
Siva: I'm going to the bathroom to take a bath...

Me: I thought you said you found the DVD...<confused>
Siva: No man, I found my underwear which I was searching all this time...
Me: <stunned>
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<ring,ring>
Me: Hello...
Siva: Hi, This is Siva man...where are you?
Me: I'm still in Minneapolis...

Siva: Oh, you are still there?
Me: Yeah, what did you think I was doing?
Siva: I thought you were home watching TV...
Me: No, I'm not...and what are you doing?
Siva: I'm at home, watching TV...

Me: <speechless>
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